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"Trust the process (unless it’s AI)" — Unisex Hoodie
Some processes you trust. Some you just cross your fingers and hope the AI doesn’t hallucinate. Either way, this hoodie keeps you warm through it all.
50/50 cotton-poly = balanced like your workflow (most days)
Air-jet spun yarn: soft, no glitchy pilling
Double-lined hood: your bubble of trust (or doubt)
Pouch pocket: fits snacks, phones, or misplaced optimism
Some processes you trust. Some you just cross your fingers and hope the AI doesn’t hallucinate. Either way, this hoodie keeps you warm through it all.
50/50 cotton-poly = balanced like your workflow (most days)
Air-jet spun yarn: soft, no glitchy pilling
Double-lined hood: your bubble of trust (or doubt)
Pouch pocket: fits snacks, phones, or misplaced optimism
Hoodie Size Guide
We provide two ways to check sizing:
Product measurements (flat garment) and Body measurements (measure yourself).
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
📐 Product Measurements (Flat Lay) — Inches
Measured directly on the hoodie. May vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
👕 Body Measurements — Inches
Measure your body and match to the chart. If you’re between sizes, we recommend ordering up for a comfortable fit.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
Centimetres (approx)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68.6 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5 - 165.1 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6 - 175.3 | 102.9 |
How to Measure
- Length: From top of shoulder (near collar) to hem.
- Width (Chest): Flat across chest, under armpits, seam to seam.
- Sleeve: From center back of neck, across shoulder, down to cuff.
Tip: If between sizes, order up for comfort.
Shipping 🌍 Made-to-order. Fulfilled in 2–5 days + delivery (UK/EU 3–7d, US 3–8d, Int’l 7–20d).
Returns 🔁 No size/style swaps (made-to-order). Defects? Email us within 30 days → instant refund or replacement.