Terms & Conditions — The human-readable version

Welcome to AIdiot.shop. By shopping with us, you agree to the following:

Orders & Payments

  • Prices are shown in GBP.

  • Orders are final once payment is confirmed.

  • We reserve the right to cancel orders if stock isn’t available.

Shipping & Delivery

  • We ship worldwide (except Mars, sorry Elon).

  • Delivery times vary depending on location.

  • Customs or import duties may apply outside the UK — that’s on you.

Returns & Refunds

  • See our Refund Policy for full details.

  • In short: unworn, unused, unwashed within 30 days = eligible.

Intellectual Property

  • All designs, branding, and copy are ours (© AIdiot).

  • Please don’t copy or resell without permission.

Liability

  • Our products are designed to make you laugh, not replace your job, your lawyer, or your therapist.

  • We are not liable for indirect damages caused by misuse.

Governing Law

  • These terms are governed by UK law.