Privacy Policy — Because even AI loves data

At AIdiot, we take your privacy seriously — unlike AI, we don’t need to know everything about you.

What we collect

  • Your name, email, shipping and billing address (so we know where to send your witty merch).

  • Payment details (processed securely via Stripe/PayPal — we don’t store your card info).

  • Analytics (cookies to see what products people like most).

How we use it

  • To process your orders.

  • To email you updates (only if you subscribe — no spam, promise).

  • To improve the site (robots don’t run this place, but we still like data).

Your rights

  • You can ask to see, update, or delete your data at any time.

  • Just email: privacy@aidiot.shop.

Cookies

Yes, we use cookies — not the tasty kind. You can block them in your browser.