"Trust the process (unless it’s AI)" — cap

£12.50

Sometimes trust is earned… sometimes it’s just stitched on a cap. This one lets you hedge your bets.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: authentic fabric, not AI-generated

  • 3 ⅛” crown: classic silhouette for chaotic workflows

  • Adjustable strap: scales better than your “trust issues”

  • Curved visor: shades you from buggy outputs

Sometimes trust is earned… sometimes it’s just stitched on a cap. This one lets you hedge your bets.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: authentic fabric, not AI-generated

  • 3 ⅛” crown: classic silhouette for chaotic workflows

  • Adjustable strap: scales better than your “trust issues”

  • Curved visor: shades you from buggy outputs

 

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