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"Trust the process (unless it’s AI)" — cap
Sometimes trust is earned… sometimes it’s just stitched on a cap. This one lets you hedge your bets.
100% chino cotton twill: authentic fabric, not AI-generated
3 ⅛” crown: classic silhouette for chaotic workflows
Adjustable strap: scales better than your “trust issues”
Curved visor: shades you from buggy outputs
Sometimes trust is earned… sometimes it’s just stitched on a cap. This one lets you hedge your bets.
100% chino cotton twill: authentic fabric, not AI-generated
3 ⅛” crown: classic silhouette for chaotic workflows
Adjustable strap: scales better than your “trust issues”
Curved visor: shades you from buggy outputs
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Shipping
We ship worldwide (except Mars). Delivery times vary — but we promise your merch will get there faster than Skynet.
Returns & Refunds
*Wrong size? Changed your mind? Return unworn items within 30 days for a refund or exchange.