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"My intern is AI. I'm still the boss" — Unisex Hoodie
Sure, AI helps. But who drinks the coffee, makes the deadlines, and wears the hoodie? You do. Stay cozy while reminding the machines who signs off.
Double-lined hood: more supportive than your intern
Medium-heavy fabric: weighty, like your responsibility
Athletic cuffs: flexible enough for last-minute changes
Pouch pocket: storage for snacks, not for interns
Sure, AI helps. But who drinks the coffee, makes the deadlines, and wears the hoodie? You do. Stay cozy while reminding the machines who signs off.
Double-lined hood: more supportive than your intern
Medium-heavy fabric: weighty, like your responsibility
Athletic cuffs: flexible enough for last-minute changes
Pouch pocket: storage for snacks, not for interns
Hoodie Size Guide
We provide two ways to check sizing:
Product measurements (flat garment) and Body measurements (measure yourself).
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
📐 Product Measurements (Flat Lay) — Inches
Measured directly on the hoodie. May vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
👕 Body Measurements — Inches
Measure your body and match to the chart. If you’re between sizes, we recommend ordering up for a comfortable fit.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
Centimetres (approx)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68.6 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5 - 165.1 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6 - 175.3 | 102.9 |
How to Measure
- Length: From top of shoulder (near collar) to hem.
- Width (Chest): Flat across chest, under armpits, seam to seam.
- Sleeve: From center back of neck, across shoulder, down to cuff.
Tip: If between sizes, order up for comfort.
Shipping 🌍 Made-to-order. Fulfilled in 2–5 days + delivery (UK/EU 3–7d, US 3–8d, Int’l 7–20d).
Returns 🔁 No size/style swaps (made-to-order). Defects? Email us within 30 days → instant refund or replacement.