'Merch for Nerds. Approved by Bots' — Unisex Hoodie

£34.99

Nerd-tested, bot-approved. This hoodie is your wearable badge of geek pride, sarcasm included.

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Nerd-tested, bot-approved. This hoodie is your wearable badge of geek pride, sarcasm included.

Shipping 🌍 Made-to-order. Fulfilled in 2–5 days + delivery (UK/EU 3–7d, US 3–8d, Int’l 7–20d).

Returns 🔁 No size/style swaps (made-to-order). Defects? Email us within 30 days → instant refund or replacement.

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Sleeve (in)
S	27	20	33 ½
M	28	22	34 ½
L	29	24	35 ½
XL	30	26	36 ½
2XL	31	28	37 ½
3XL	32	30	38 ½
4XL	33	32	39 ½
5XL	34	34	40 ½

Size	Length (in)	Chest (in)	Sleeve (in)
S	27	38 - 41	33 ½
M	28	42 - 45	34 ½
L	29	46 - 49	35 ½
XL	30	50 - 53	36 ½
2XL	31	54 - 57	37 ½
3XL	32	58 - 61	38 ½
4XL	33	62 - 65	39 ½
5XL	34	66 - 69	40 ½

Size	Length (cm)	Chest (cm)	Sleeve (cm)
S	68.6	96.5 - 104.1	85.1
M	71.1	106.7 - 114.3	87.6
L	73.7	116.8 - 124.5	90.2
XL	76.2	127.0 - 134.6	92.7
2XL	78.7	137.2 - 144.8	95.2
3XL	81.3	147.3 - 154.9	97.8
4XL	83.8	157.5 - 165.1	100.3
5XL	86.4	167.6 - 175.3	102.9

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