"Merch for Nerds. Approved by Bots" — cap

£12.50

A hat that bridges humans and machines. Think of it as cross-platform apparel.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: organic enough for humans, structured enough for bots

  • 6-panel, low-profile design: nerdy chic, subtle irony

  • Antique buckle closure: classic, no firmware updates required

  • Eyelet vents: cooling system included

A hat that bridges humans and machines. Think of it as cross-platform apparel.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: organic enough for humans, structured enough for bots

  • 6-panel, low-profile design: nerdy chic, subtle irony

  • Antique buckle closure: classic, no firmware updates required

  • Eyelet vents: cooling system included

 

Privacy
We respect your data. No creepy AI snooping — just secure checkout and the occasional funny email (if you opt in).

Shipping
We ship worldwide (except Mars). Delivery times vary — but we promise your merch will get there faster than Skynet.

Returns & Refunds
*Wrong size? Changed your mind? Return unworn items within 30 days for a refund or exchange.

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