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"Cache me if you can" — Unisex Hoodie
Fast, comfy, and designed for the ones who know the real enemy is cache invalidation. Wear it to hackathons, coffee runs, or to flex your nerd cred without saying a word.
Double-lined hood with drawcord (hide from bugs IRL)
Athletic rib-knit cuffs: stretchier than your excuses
Quarter-turned = crease-free and ready for action
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² — solid, but not bloated like your log files
Fast, comfy, and designed for the ones who know the real enemy is cache invalidation. Wear it to hackathons, coffee runs, or to flex your nerd cred without saying a word.
Double-lined hood with drawcord (hide from bugs IRL)
Athletic rib-knit cuffs: stretchier than your excuses
Quarter-turned = crease-free and ready for action
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² — solid, but not bloated like your log files
Hoodie Size Guide
We provide two ways to check sizing:
Product measurements (flat garment) and Body measurements (measure yourself).
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
📐 Product Measurements (Flat Lay) — Inches
Measured directly on the hoodie. May vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
👕 Body Measurements — Inches
Measure your body and match to the chart. If you’re between sizes, we recommend ordering up for a comfortable fit.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
Centimetres (approx)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68.6 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5 - 165.1 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6 - 175.3 | 102.9 |
How to Measure
- Length: From top of shoulder (near collar) to hem.
- Width (Chest): Flat across chest, under armpits, seam to seam.
- Sleeve: From center back of neck, across shoulder, down to cuff.
Tip: If between sizes, order up for comfort.
Shipping 🌍 Made-to-order. Fulfilled in 2–5 days + delivery (UK/EU 3–7d, US 3–8d, Int’l 7–20d).
Returns 🔁 No size/style swaps (made-to-order). Defects? Email us within 30 days → instant refund or replacement.