"Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Stupidity" — cap

£12.50

Brains, brim, and a side of smugness.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: wearable intelligence

  • 6 embroidered eyelets: no overheating, just outthinking

  • Low-profile crown: understated genius

  • Adjustable strap: fits all IQ levels

Brains, brim, and a side of smugness.

  • 100% chino cotton twill: wearable intelligence

  • 6 embroidered eyelets: no overheating, just outthinking

  • Low-profile crown: understated genius

  • Adjustable strap: fits all IQ levels

 

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