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"Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Stupidity" — cap
Brains, brim, and a side of smugness.
100% chino cotton twill: wearable intelligence
6 embroidered eyelets: no overheating, just outthinking
Low-profile crown: understated genius
Adjustable strap: fits all IQ levels
Brains, brim, and a side of smugness.
100% chino cotton twill: wearable intelligence
6 embroidered eyelets: no overheating, just outthinking
Low-profile crown: understated genius
Adjustable strap: fits all IQ levels
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