"AI generated (probably)" — Black Glossy Mug

from £10.00

The perfect mug for when reality blurs with machine output.

  • Glossy finish: suspiciously sleek

  • Ceramic: feels real enough

  • Dishwasher safe: still passes the Turing test

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The perfect mug for when reality blurs with machine output.

  • Glossy finish: suspiciously sleek

  • Ceramic: feels real enough

  • Dishwasher safe: still passes the Turing test

 

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Shipping
We ship worldwide (except Mars). Delivery times vary — but we promise your merch will get there faster than Skynet.

Returns & Refunds
*Wrong size? Changed your mind? Return unworn items within 30 days for a refund or exchange.