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"AI generated (probably)" — Black Glossy Mug
from £10.00
The perfect mug for when reality blurs with machine output.
Glossy finish: suspiciously sleek
Ceramic: feels real enough
Dishwasher safe: still passes the Turing test
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The perfect mug for when reality blurs with machine output.
Glossy finish: suspiciously sleek
Ceramic: feels real enough
Dishwasher safe: still passes the Turing test
Privacy
We respect your data. No creepy AI snooping — just secure checkout and the occasional funny email (if you opt in).
Shipping
We ship worldwide (except Mars). Delivery times vary — but we promise your merch will get there faster than Skynet.
Returns & Refunds
*Wrong size? Changed your mind? Return unworn items within 30 days for a refund or exchange.