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"404: Original Thought Not Found" — Unisex Hoodie
Sometimes your brain crashes. Sometimes the hoodie fixes it. Cozy, smooth, and always error-free (unlike your code). Perfect for debugging at 2 AM, binge-watching tutorials, or pretending you didn’t just Google “what is recursion” for the 12th time.
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (half human, half machine, just like your workload)
Air-jet spun yarn = no pilling, no patch updates
Quarter-turned body (no awkward middle crease)
Pouch pocket: fits snacks, USB sticks, or crushed dreams
Sometimes your brain crashes. Sometimes the hoodie fixes it. Cozy, smooth, and always error-free (unlike your code). Perfect for debugging at 2 AM, binge-watching tutorials, or pretending you didn’t just Google “what is recursion” for the 12th time.
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (half human, half machine, just like your workload)
Air-jet spun yarn = no pilling, no patch updates
Quarter-turned body (no awkward middle crease)
Pouch pocket: fits snacks, USB sticks, or crushed dreams
Hoodie Size Guide
We provide two ways to check sizing:
Product measurements (flat garment) and Body measurements (measure yourself).
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
📐 Product Measurements (Flat Lay) — Inches
Measured directly on the hoodie. May vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
👕 Body Measurements — Inches
Measure your body and match to the chart. If you’re between sizes, we recommend ordering up for a comfortable fit.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
Centimetres (approx)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68.6 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5 - 165.1 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6 - 175.3 | 102.9 |
How to Measure
- Length: From top of shoulder (near collar) to hem.
- Width (Chest): Flat across chest, under armpits, seam to seam.
- Sleeve: From center back of neck, across shoulder, down to cuff.
Tip: If between sizes, order up for comfort.
Shipping 🌍 Made-to-order. Fulfilled in 2–5 days + delivery (UK/EU 3–7d, US 3–8d, Int’l 7–20d).
Returns 🔁 No size/style swaps (made-to-order). Defects? Email us within 30 days → instant refund or replacement.